The Most Ludicrous Product Ever

May 10, 2007 by 3 Comments

H2Om. Words fail me. Well, almost.

Somebody please tell me this is a joke. A bad dream, perhaps. A spoof – yes, please tell me it’s a spoof!

Water “infused with the power of positive energy through words, music, colors, symbols and you.”

A quote from the astonishingly silly website (which, by the way, is infused with misspellings, bad grammar, and laughable graphics) designed undoubtedly for those fresh from the lobotomy table:

    H2Om water with intention has revolutionized the bottled water industry by creating the world’s first vibrationally charged, interactive bottled water….We gratefully offer you an interactive invitation to drink in and resonate with the vibrational frequencies of Love, Perfect Health, Gratitude, Prosperity, Will Power, Joy and Peace.

This would have made a great April Fool’s Joke…I almost wish I had thought of it! Click around and chuckle. The best part is…I think these folks are serious! Why, they even have Kirlian photography to prove it!

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3 Responses to The Most Ludicrous Product Ever

  1. I Am Blog says:
    May 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    We are are we think, we are what we eat, we are what we blog — and I suppose we are what we drink. Though I don’t think I would trust someone else’s thoughts to be added to my drinking water — I’ll stick with my own slightly askew one’s.

  2. Stephen says:
    May 10, 2007 at 11:00 pm

    There’s never been a shortage of people willing to beleive anything. personally, bottled water is a joke in itself. Paying more than oil for soemthing that falls out of the sky and has better quality from the tap in most western countries. The worst part is the eco problems from all the excess plastic. The Romans had it right 2000 years ago…

  3. Jim says:
    May 17, 2007 at 12:25 am

    I’ll bet they make a killing and I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the people that buy the stuff are of the same ilk as the folks who’d be eagerly convinced to ban it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi3erdgVVTw).

    People will believe ANYTHING!

    “Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.” – Orben’s Current Comedy

    “There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking.” – Alfred Korzybski