Become a Certified Quora Ninja!
January 14, 2011 16 Comments
(yes, this is a spoof. Only a pixie-dusting unicorn can make you a real Quora ninja!)
Yes, you too can become a Certified Quora Ninja!
Quora is the hottest thing on the social media circuit today! All the hottest names in networking are advancing their personal brands, and beefing up their subscriber numbers, by asking and answering earth-shattering questions on the most relevant and authentic site going!
With our 15 years of experience navigating Quora, we have the chops to certify you at the Expert, Guru, or Ninja level in no time! For just $995, our 2-hour webinar can transform you into a question-fielding black belt who will be envy of the social media crowd. You’ll be a sought-after speaker at South-by, and your Klout ranking will go through the roof in just days!
Here’s what you’ll learn in this dynamic and ground-breaking course:
- Setting up an account in Quora (bonus: using Twitter to log in!)
- Creating your profile – 7 hints even the experts don’t know!
- How to ask a question that ends with a question mark.
- The art of the answer – how to obfuscate and sound intelligent doing so!
- Hyperlinks – your best friend on Quora. The ninja-click explained step-by-step
- Selling yourself based on superior knowledge you don’t possess – the 5 keys.
- BONUS! The ninja method of cut-and-paste research to amp up your expertise!
What will you get from this amazing course? A huge well of in-depth knowledge from the experts. Big props from social media lemmings who will turn to you for expertise and substance-abuse counseling. And, a coveted digital Quora Ninja Certificate (suitable for computer wallpaper or Twitter background graphic) that proudly proclaims your new status among the elite! Click to biggify —->
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(post inspired by this lunatic profile on LinkedIn—-> (click to biggify), discovered and shared by my friend Olivier Blanchard, Chief Social Media Ninja-Puncturer).
Disclaimer: this is a spoof. Any hope of turning you into an expert by means of a bogus course on- or off-line is strictly imaginary. The ConnectionAgency does not guarantee that, by taking this or any other course, you will be investing in anything worth more than a virtual sheet of 20-lb. paper. Title, taxes, dealer prep and options not included. Void where prohibited by common sense.