Twitter Rockstar Half-Year Calendars – Tweeet!

How can you better rejoice in the glittering elite of the budding Twitterati than by ordering your very own Twitter Rock Star Half-Year Calendar!

Yessir, it’s a fast-paced world! New Twitter stars have emerged over the past few months, meaning that the 2008 full-year edition of Twitter Rock Stars is already obsolete. Trashed! Now, you can get your July-Dec edition before some of the newest and coolest Twizzlers flame out into virtual oblivion.

We have them all here. @scobleizer. @tobydiva. And, of course, @garyvee (thundering us off in July!). With stunning photos taken by some of the best Twitterazzi out there, straight off their webcams.

Each day of every month, you get some of the top Tweets from this all-star lineup, such as:

“Brain a wasteland. I need coffee!”

“Good morning Twitters! Have a glorious day!”

“You gotta check this out!”

And, everyone’s favorite: “Stuck on the runway at LGA AGAIN! I need a JetBluectomy”

For the low, low price of $49.95, you can take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity – plus, if you order now, you’ll also have a genuine, up-in-the-sky star named after you! Just call the number at the bottom of this blog post.

Call today!:

Bonus – if you tweet in your order using BrightKite coordinates, you’ll get a free one-day following from our November Rockstar!

About Steve Woodruff
Steve Woodruff is a blogger, a Connection Agent, and a consultant in the pharma/healthcare industry. He specializes in helping people and companies make mutually beneficial connections.

8 Responses to Twitter Rockstar Half-Year Calendars – Tweeet!

  1. Karen Swim says:

    ROFL! Thanks for the Friday fun Steve, this is great!

  2. Oh gosh, I laughed so hard. You are da man. Brilliant. Now, if we can only get real rock stars to Twitter. Like this one from @pframpton: I want you, to show me the way (to figure out how to use this darn thing). 🙂

    Thanks for the morning jolt. Now back to the serious business of working and Twittering…….


  3. If I tweet within the next 20 minutes, will I get a set of Ginsu knives — or, better yet, @ChrisBrogan’s Garmin GPS?

  4. lifeinperpetualbeta says:

    OMG! I am sooo getting one of these awesome calendars. I can’t wait to see the NEXT 6 month calendar (Perhaps @MenWithPens for making “Niebu” into a twitter phenomenon).

  5. Connie Reece says:

    Rock stars? These are a bunch of noobs compared to me. I deserve my own Twitter calendar! 12 full months of @conniereece w/ a tweet for every day. ROFL (Do not mention social networking rehab to me; not addicted. I can stop any time I want to. Srsly. kthxbai)

  6. KG says:

    ROFL! This is too funny, Steve … and I think you’re onto something here. Now, where can I buy the calendar again? 😉

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